Another "Defender of Marriage" bites the dust.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford resurfaced today only to reveal that he wasn't hiking in the Appalachian Trail as his aides had indicated, but was in fact in Argentina, with his mistress.
Let's check his conservative "family values" credentials, shall we?
Opposition to civil union? Check.
Define marriage as between one man and one woman? Check.
Voted to ban gay adoption in DC? Check.
Membership in a secretive Christian fellowship on Capitol Hill, known as “C Street”? Check.
Firing a staff who advertised South Carolina as a gay tourist destination? Check.
And of course, chastising and asking for resignation from fellow politicians who can't keep it in their pants? Check.
John Ensign must be so grateful now.
But Gov. Sanford, don't feel bad. Should your wife divorce you and you decide to marry your mistress, you can easily do so and sponsor her for a greencard with no questions asked.
We, on the other hand, are not so lucky.
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